Do you love creatures, critters, and creeps? Do you like having some cool mail to look forward to? Then the Monster of the Month Club is for you! Open your mail box each month to the yellowed, dripping fangs and glowing green eyes of your very own personal monster! As a member of the Monster of the Month Club, you will receive an ink drawing (usually 6"x6", but sometimes trading card or postcard sized) of a new and exciting monster lovingly drawn by Meg Powers every month. EACH MEMBER RECEIVES HIS/HER OWN CARTOON! NO DUPLICATES! You can trust the crypto-expert and werewolf-witch Meg Powers to accurately depict a dazzling variety of cobwebbed creeps and slithering fiends for your education and pleasure. You will also receive a personalized club card,which you can proudly whip out when meeting new people. Imagine how impressed they will be when they see you are a card carrying member of "The Monster of the Month" club! You will become friends immediately!
(Plus $5.00 postage-I'M SORRY, I GOTTA DO IT!)
WOW, SIGN ME UP!
And hey, you can "like" the Monster of the Month club on Facebook! :
MONSTER OF THE MONTH PAGE.
And remember, should you die of fright, a coffin will be provided for you!
